I'm a 28 year old named Savannah.
I'm a wife, a mother,
and have no idea what I'm doing.
Most of my thoughts are nonsensical, irrational, and when I speak,
words fall out of my mouth like cooked spaghetti noodles
or an explosion of confetti.
Occasionally, putting my thoughts into text
makes things less messy. 
Occasionally, things get messy no matter what I do,
and I'm still confusing as fuck.

Here's where I subject you to my opinion,
whether you like it or not.

But opinions are like butt holes.
Everyone has one, and they all stink!
I will be blogging about anything and everything I want.
There is really no "theme".
Of course, you don't have to stick around for the smell
I'm FINE. (Freaked out, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional)

All images, videos, and writing are by Savannah Whitwam.